Wish I could shut my playboy mouth.

clientsfromhell:

I’m a freelance illustrator and I was hired to do a couple of illustrations for a story about people who are asexual (they do relationships, but not IT).  I sent off my sketches to the art director and received an email back that wrote (and I quote, “These look great, but could you possibly add some whimsical looking dildos?”

Is this client Kelly?  ”Just add a sparkly dildo over here, another over there, and then make sure one of them is nasty, black, and veiny.”