I am going to kill all of the Ravenclaws.

Seriously.  Do you, individually, have to write more in QUESTION TEXT than I did for my ENTIRE FUCKING SPEECH?  And then demand that I make you graphics?

I am not a vending machine.  Go get fucked.

I’m especially not thrilled by this one:

“Questions Specific to You:

1. Hi Adam. You said that you are less comfotable working with soft colors and pastels, but aren’t afraid of stepping out of your comfort zone. Make a potential banner for the CR that brings together something outside of your comfort zone with something you are comfortable with. ”

Ummm, what?  I don’t think that’s a question.  Looks more like a command to me.  Maybe I’m just crotchy because of exams and final papers, but really?  What does asking me to make a banner that is NOT A PART OF MY AESTHETIC really accomplish?  It’s not like you’ll be seeing what my skills as a designer really look like.  It’s not like that banner will be representative of me and the type of graphics which will cover the house forums.  It’s a completely ridiculous request and I want to punch the asker in the face.  And the vagina.

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