If I were a…
If I were a month, I’d be October.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be Early Morning.
If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Orca.
If I were a direction, I’d be South.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be an Armoire.
If I were a liquid, I’d be Cranberry Juice.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an Ruby.
If I were a tree, I’d be Pine.
If I were a tool, I’d be a Razor.
If I were a flower, I’d be a Lilac.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be Thunderstorm.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Piano.
If I were a color, I’d be Black.
If I were an emotion, I’d be Sad.
If I were a fruit, I’d be Kiwi.
If I were a sound, I’d be Singing.
If I were an element, I’d be Air.
If I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari.
If I were a food, I’d be Peanut Butter Toast.
If I were a place, I’d be A Stream in the Woods.
If I were a material, I’d be Cotton.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like Paprika.
If I were a scent, I’d be Coconut.
If I were an animal, I’d be a Panther.
If I were an object, I’d be a Megaphone.
If I were a body part, I’d be Nipples.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a Scowl.
If I were a song, I’d be Fidelity by Regina Spektor.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Six-inch Spikes.
